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I R L Are you one of the millions of
Americans who lied about being from Mexico

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just so you could get

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a job and now you're being deported because
of this call me John Adams one eight

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hundred if you don't. In two
thousand and nine I was

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fired for fall asleep at the wheel the
school bus doesn't catch I fell foul of the

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no name change because for

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a while I could see all the Mexicans
were stealing Americans jobs then

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some became president and others
think it there I was. Watching.

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The bourbon and. I was watching a T.V.

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Show when I was in Iraq and. So did

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a bag of my head and started hitting
me and they threw me and I've been.

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To. Mexico passed through
the people. And I got one

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hundred better. Answers
right away and he got.

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Me. So called Joe Maddon so that I'm sick
of for all of your hokey American needs

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goes I'm in America and I am gonna
have the right I like to wear red

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lipstick dark track look there's

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a fast start. Came with
my daddy I call him happy

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he's my best friend he makes me happy.